A Prospective Setlist For Jaws: The Musical

This evaporated ferrygoer’s sure to set the fathers of this townInto twenty different frenzies swearing no one here could drown,That the water’s never slaughtered any true-born island daughter, Who Australian-crawls to safety like her trawler-father taught her, Who correctly and directly swims a perfect route to shore, Always waiting half an hour after eating lunch beforeShe would dream of hazarding the most minute seafaring chore —

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