A Special Little Guy Running Around…

There are a number of latently-transmasculine reasons to replay Ocarina of Time, but none so straightforward as the narcissistic, preening pleasure as speedrunning through seven years’ worth of puberty before a Now Taking Compliments World Tour. Almost every woman you exchange more than four words with eventually admits she’s got a massive crush on you but her devotion to her duty means you can never truly be together, which only makes you

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