An invitation to play mad libs? Don't mind if I do!

So if the COLD doesn’t get you, then the MOLD will. And if there’s no CLOUD COVER, you’re not off the hook yet, because that means the LOCUST SWARM is on the way. So at this point it’s just you and yourself out there, after SEVENTEEN hours and A COUPLE OF miles of JUMP SQUATS. Your last RIB left hours ago. You don’t know what time it is, you don’t know if there’s anyone left out there still competing, and it’s like: Why am I doing this again?

Some people have no business EXPECTORATING.

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