Hey! Hi! Haha, is this [Your Name]? There were a few other [Your Names] on Facebook but I was pretty sure this one was you, lol. It’s me, [Guy You Haven’t Exchanged A Single Word With In Four Years And Three Months]. [No mention of how the two of you may know one another, or attempt to jog your memory
I just subscribed and am reading back through the archive, so I know this is almost a year old but: HOOO BOY, have I EVER received this EXACT email :(