The game, you see, is to pick a royal house or cadet family branch and argue that they secretly invented England; before whatever team you’ve picked England cannot be said to truly exist, no matter how convoluted the reasoning.
I am less worried about you now, because no one in serious danger of lasting unhappiness could make a good White Ship joke.
I am less worried about you now, because no one in serious danger of lasting unhappiness could make a good White Ship joke.