The game, you see, is to pick a royal house or cadet family branch and argue that they secretly invented England; before whatever team you’ve picked England cannot be said to truly exist, no matter how convoluted the reasoning.
There'll Always Be An England, But The Question Is, Since When? - how Francis I made Henry VIII invent England to go back home to in a snit after the Field of the Cloth of Gold. (I’m sorry, I don’t know how to format that title properly or include a picture of Francis and his Nose.)
I am less worried about you now, because no one in serious danger of lasting unhappiness could make a good White Ship joke.
There'll Always Be An England, But The Question Is, Since When? - how Francis I made Henry VIII invent England to go back home to in a snit after the Field of the Cloth of Gold. (I’m sorry, I don’t know how to format that title properly or include a picture of Francis and his Nose.)