I love the liturgical flow, the call and response feel of this. I see why you say no one can say a word to you for a month, totally. Between the promotion, the book launch, the everlasting sexual conquest, the fam, and now this… it’s like, how are we the readers going to relate to you now? I still haven’t cleaned out my freezer.
As a person who just signed onto a job where have to drive a 12-passenger van every so often and is a bit nervous about that aspect, you are my biggest inspiration.
God grant us the triumphs that tempt us to reach out to our estranged mothers, the self-control to avoid doing so, and side mirrors that successfully reflect the end of the vehicle.
Parallel parking with little effort is one of the very sexiest things a person can do. When my husband does it, I rawr. With his glasses off? Double rawr.
I once drove, for days in a row, a mid size van or a mini bus, maybe? We called it Timothy so that's what I recall. Tim was full of eight 14 yr olds, their teacher and me. The Driver. I am from Appalachia so I know hills & hollers but this was in Utah? Where the mountains are...crustier? And RED ! I drove Timothy all around Utah, Nevada and North Arizona including down the strip in Vegas and 0× did I drive off any orange, crusty mountains. Even though a couple of those 14 yr olds def made me consider it.
Also, I can parrallel park a maxi SUV but only when alone in said Suburban
Lowly Worm would be applauding if he had hands.
Felicitations! Parallel parking achievements are among the most satisfying one can achieve.
I love the liturgical flow, the call and response feel of this. I see why you say no one can say a word to you for a month, totally. Between the promotion, the book launch, the everlasting sexual conquest, the fam, and now this… it’s like, how are we the readers going to relate to you now? I still haven’t cleaned out my freezer.
(hmm is that the secret?)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
genuinely. i think i would be floating all day. ON A MODERATELY BUSY STREET??? THE BIG BUS?!?!
As a person who just signed onto a job where have to drive a 12-passenger van every so often and is a bit nervous about that aspect, you are my biggest inspiration.
I love you.
Hell yeah 👍
Really outstanding work!
God grant us the triumphs that tempt us to reach out to our estranged mothers, the self-control to avoid doing so, and side mirrors that successfully reflect the end of the vehicle.
Parallel parking with little effort is one of the very sexiest things a person can do. When my husband does it, I rawr. With his glasses off? Double rawr.
Mate I am in awe. I couldn’t parallel park a Mini Cooper.
Likewise. I am not allowed to drive now for medical reasons, but when I was, I spent about half an hour attempting to parallel park a Prius.
I once drove, for days in a row, a mid size van or a mini bus, maybe? We called it Timothy so that's what I recall. Tim was full of eight 14 yr olds, their teacher and me. The Driver. I am from Appalachia so I know hills & hollers but this was in Utah? Where the mountains are...crustier? And RED ! I drove Timothy all around Utah, Nevada and North Arizona including down the strip in Vegas and 0× did I drive off any orange, crusty mountains. Even though a couple of those 14 yr olds def made me consider it.
Also, I can parrallel park a maxi SUV but only when alone in said Suburban
You should be very proud. I also pride myself on my ability to parallel park flawlessly almost every time. But not a big bus!