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J.Gambolputty's avatar

Lowly Worm would be applauding if he had hands.

Jenne B's avatar

Felicitations! Parallel parking achievements are among the most satisfying one can achieve.

Citoyenne Kane's avatar

I love the liturgical flow, the call and response feel of this. I see why you say no one can say a word to you for a month, totally. Between the promotion, the book launch, the everlasting sexual conquest, the fam, and now this… it’s like, how are we the readers going to relate to you now? I still haven’t cleaned out my freezer.

(hmm is that the secret?)

Mika's avatar

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mika's avatar

genuinely. i think i would be floating all day. ON A MODERATELY BUSY STREET??? THE BIG BUS?!?!

Rasbands's avatar

As a person who just signed onto a job where have to drive a 12-passenger van every so often and is a bit nervous about that aspect, you are my biggest inspiration.

Lisa Sibbett's avatar

I love you.

Liam Whitworth's avatar

Hell yeah 👍

HG's avatar

Really outstanding work!

Chris Turner-Neal's avatar

God grant us the triumphs that tempt us to reach out to our estranged mothers, the self-control to avoid doing so, and side mirrors that successfully reflect the end of the vehicle.

Madeleine Holden's avatar

literally congratulations!

Jennifer Niesslein's avatar

Parallel parking with little effort is one of the very sexiest things a person can do. When my husband does it, I rawr. With his glasses off? Double rawr.

Rosie's avatar

Mate I am in awe. I couldn’t parallel park a Mini Cooper.

Elizabeth's avatar

Likewise. I am not allowed to drive now for medical reasons, but when I was, I spent about half an hour attempting to parallel park a Prius.

Me's avatar

You should be very proud. I also pride myself on my ability to parallel park flawlessly almost every time. But not a big bus!