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Jessica's avatar

I became a paid subscriber just so I could comment that this piece is High Art, my new favorite novel, and the mantra by which I will live out my life. Danny + Sarah! A dynamic duo!

hartley's avatar

I don't fully understand what happened here but I'm confident it's very clever.

Madge's avatar

I just paid $5 to tell you this is the funniest shit I've read in my life. "When I got fired [from Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer], it was so clear it was because they couldn’t handle this level of free thinking." My God.

Nick Douglas's avatar

Thank you for your thin time