Let the congregation rise for the recitation of the Confiteor: I confess to the gay bank and its network of financial coaches specializing in the needs of the LGBTQ+ community, to the blessed managing directors and to Kapor Capital and Precursor Capital, who co-led the blessed round of seed funding, to the $5 million secured therein, and to the blessed apostles of the Anthemis Group, Clocktower, Financial Venture Studio, and Citi, along with all the allies and values-driven consumers seeking to disrupt the neobanking field and, not satisfied merely with
Forgive Us Our Sins Against The Gay Bank
Agnus dei qui tollis peccata mundi
Miserere nobis…
Dona nobis pacem.