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LionessElise's avatar

Oh. My. Gaad. this is brilliant GET OUT OF MY DIARY jeezus i needed to read this today AAAAAAGH! Yes.

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Harrison's avatar

brb sending this one to my partner

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Will Sharp's avatar

This was more therapeutic than the actually therapy session I scheduled to process my dad feelings after Easter dinner with the family.

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Jendi's avatar

LMAO sending this to all the abuse survivors I know

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Jendi's avatar

and I know an effing lot of them...even my Uber drivers used to tell me about their bad childhoods on a 10-minute ride to the YMCA

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Will Sharp's avatar

Man this is such a classic. It invariably makes me yell in outrage and surprise like I've been stabbed, but it's always a different line that does it. Today it's the bit where your dad wants you both to live in a cage and that would be bad for you.

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