Gracious Traveler! What Humble Meal Will You…

Kind traveler, ₚₗₑₐₛₑ — will you spare a crumblet of your provisions with an aged old withershins, who mary a muckle be? HALF A BANNOCK-CAKE, made by your own mither Frumenty pie, baked by a suspicious sister POTAGE, VARIOUS My dish of sweet junket and renneted cream, to share with an old billbag? I’d sooner draw up my haughty skirts and complain of a river-God! Begone with you, you jumped-up old crow, and may your heart burst from impudence!

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