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Madeleine's avatar

20 dollars can buy many peanuts

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Vingt-quatre van Damme's avatar

Money, goods, services, do I really need to go on?

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Annette Rojas's avatar

ohgod. Literally got back from Greece Monday and I am SO CONTINENTAL I can barely stand myself.

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Forrest Norvell's avatar

The poise it takes to produce this kind of loopy balanced-imbalanced prose – the gently slipped hold on the reins of the linguistic terra cognito of the brain – is marvelous to behold. Vraiment, continue, s’il vous plait.

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Lex's avatar

"What is a simple bean to such a complicated man, with such a complicated genital such as myself?" CONSIDER ME SLAIN BY THE ÉPEÉ OF YOUR WIT GOOD SIR

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