“I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.” -Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings “That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they'll make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!”
Diluter of Dish Soap is my new go-to insult for the mealy-mouthed milquetoasts who also reject your request for a new office chair after your current one has been repaired thrice. Ahem.
"Nah, they look like they dilute dish soap," is how I will also turn down offers from friends who insist I can't be happy being a bluestocking and that I just have to try one more date.
"Oh, go dilute dish soap," I will heretofore direct mansplainers and manterrupters.
This was me until I bought a 20 LITRE VAT OF DISHWASHING LIQUID. Sadly this will be me again when I finish the 20 litre vat of dishwashing liquid sometime in my twilight years.
after the long, dark, hellish night comes the Dawn
I am feeling strangely attacked by this post, but I'm also laughing-bordering-on-crying, which I think means it's working.
Diluter of Dish Soap is my new go-to insult for the mealy-mouthed milquetoasts who also reject your request for a new office chair after your current one has been repaired thrice. Ahem.
"Nah, they look like they dilute dish soap," is how I will also turn down offers from friends who insist I can't be happy being a bluestocking and that I just have to try one more date.
"Oh, go dilute dish soap," I will heretofore direct mansplainers and manterrupters.
I am loving this new Dr. Bronner's. ALL-LOVE!
This was me until I bought a 20 LITRE VAT OF DISHWASHING LIQUID. Sadly this will be me again when I finish the 20 litre vat of dishwashing liquid sometime in my twilight years.
The people who do this are monsters. Fully monsters.
What about Mr. Clean and his T4T level?
Perfection