Oh, it’s okay – I’m not like them [other dogless people stopping to admire your dog]. I understand what it’s like. You can’t see them right now — obviously, haha! — but I get it. I actually have two really cute dogs, so I get it even better than you do, probably. But you definitely do get it! That’s not a criticism — obviously, haha!
Your dogs really are cute, but let me show you some pictures of my cats.
DYING
Ha!