More Dirtbag Catullus

Previously in Dirtbag Catullus: My girlfriend, my girlfriend’s bird, my ex-girlfriend. [Originals here]. 7 I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF KISSING I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF KISSING!!! You keep asking “Where’s the limit,” but the limit does not exist; you can’t run out of desert in Libya and Cyrene keeps growing laserwort, Jupiter won’t stop turning himself into cows for the purpose of fuck-promoting,

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