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Beth Ann's avatar

Daniel, I'm sorry to hear that you (or your fictional alter-ego) are feeling poorly. However, this post was extra good for me because it didn't remind me of my deficient knowledge of literature. Your fan forever, Beth Ann

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JT's avatar

"No longer drink only water, but take a little tepid blue Powerade for the sake of your ego and your biannual infirmities" -- 1 DMO 5:23

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hartley's avatar

I attempt far more remedies but am also a SOLID #3.

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Rob Jefferson's avatar

Every time I read one of these lists, I hear it in Daniel's Didion/Wintour letter-reading voice, and I love it even more.

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Kate's avatar

#8 #8 #8. My life is #8.

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Andrea's avatar

I am also sick, in a hotel room during a work conference, and no one will bring me terrible buffet food.

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