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Beth Ann's avatar

Daniel, I'm sorry to hear that you (or your fictional alter-ego) are feeling poorly. However, this post was extra good for me because it didn't remind me of my deficient knowledge of literature. Your fan forever, Beth Ann

JT's avatar

"No longer drink only water, but take a little tepid blue Powerade for the sake of your ego and your biannual infirmities" -- 1 DMO 5:23

hartley's avatar

I attempt far more remedies but am also a SOLID #3.

Rob Jefferson's avatar

Every time I read one of these lists, I hear it in Daniel's Didion/Wintour letter-reading voice, and I love it even more.

Kate's avatar

#8 #8 #8. My life is #8.

Andrea's avatar

I am also sick, in a hotel room during a work conference, and no one will bring me terrible buffet food.