Psst – Hey, Kid...Wanna Cut Your Tits Off?

Kid. Hey, kid! Yeah – c’mere a second. You wanna be more aerodynamic, don’tcha? You know – the properties of solid objects as they relate to the movement of air that flows around ‘em? Ever hear about cutting your tits off? Sure, you know aerodynamics. You like NASA, don’tcha kid? Remember, from back in school – the four forces of flight? Lift, weight, thrust, and drag? Well, how can you ever expect to gin up sufficient lift with all that drag on the front of ya? You gotta cut your tits off, is what. And I know a guy –

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