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VermiciousKnid42's avatar

The use of any of the following phrases:

"Well I never!"

"I'll show you!"

"Why, of all the..."

will result in you immediately being hit by a pie.

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Auros's avatar

Movies today do not feature nearly enough pie fights.

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Michael Gerber's avatar

Jesus Christ this is the funniest piece I’ve read all year! WONDERFUL.

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