Auntie Em: Reliable, a knitter, worried about the mortgage, grey by comparison with younger, more attractive, gayer relations; altogether too relatable by half. Gay only inasmuch as her proximity to her husband seems to have drained her of life. Aunt Polly
Broken nuptials /
Missing staff /
Nosy clergy /
What a faff /
Wodehouse-Aunt
These are all great, but the Aunt Beast one did me in.