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Nick Douglas's avatar

"The barista has to give you as much cold milk as you ask for. And it lasts two more days in the fridge."

"Greg, have you ever heard of the brazen bull of Phalaris?"

Will Sharp's avatar

I am SHAKING with laughter

sethdmichaels's avatar

“Think of me as the wire mother to your shivering baby chimpanzee, Greg.”

i'm going to think about this daily for weeks