One of the many very fun elements of the very fun television program Succession is the endlessly-generative exchange between Tom and Greg. The above example is, I think, about as good as fake Succession dialogue gets, while also managing to express the basic formula, whereby Greg opens with one of the following
"The barista has to give you as much cold milk as you ask for. And it lasts two more days in the fridge."
"Greg, have you ever heard of the brazen bull of Phalaris?"
I am SHAKING with laughter