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sethdmichaels's avatar

danny this is legit beautiful; if "birthday party" is a thing i ever get to have again, the theme of the next one will be" old as hell and free of everything"

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Alex (they/them)'s avatar

"Cow-counters" by itself cracked me up, and I don't know why except that it's brilliant.

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Marisa's avatar

I could only love this more if somehow a reference to the final episode of "Frasier" were included.

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J. Woods's avatar

"At any rate: I’m off, fuckos!"

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Vingt-quatre van Damme's avatar

To repeat what everyone else is saying, this is a really really good poem all on its own.

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Javier's avatar

Wow, this is gorgeous! “I’m as much Troy as not; as much here as not; as much them as you” is really powerful.

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