That One Type Of TV Show I Will Always, Alwa…

You know the ones I mean! Where the cashmere and wigs budget is $Infinity and it’s just a sea of Wives, the immutable class of WIVES, who are learning things they didn’t want to know about their money husbands, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know, is there something you’re not telling me?? I have to know, If You’re Keeping Something From Me I’ll Become The Baltic Sea. Where did the money come from. Did you hurt her. Did you know her. Why did you lie about the cufflinks!! I’m sure nothing is wrong. But everything is wrong!! We are wives, and we are so many, and we have outlandish celebrity wigs, and we trusted everything for eight years, eighteen years, forty years, Charles, and now we don’t trust anything. Prestige!!!! Wrists denoting wealth! These accessories mean nothing to me if I can’t trust my bad, melting husband!

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