SleepyTime Bear (chamomile, resting, hearthiness, cat proximity, nightshirtedness. Good for relaxation and a mild sleep aid.) Rolling-Pin Matron (theobromine, mud mask, hair curlers, bathrobe, hostility, pies missing, underappreciated, husband won’t make dinner reservations, jumping up and down. Good for shouting and hands on hips.)
Give me a Netflix series set in this universe, cowards.
I would like some SleepyTime Bear, please. Cat proximity and nightshirtedness are right up my alley!