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Joe Hoffman's avatar

Our Australian treated us to a disquisition about international exchange rates in the ruins of Pompeii.

Nat's avatar

This advice also applies for Australians meeting other Australians on the road, strangely enough.

Ari's avatar

As an Australian I promise to unlearn the guitar immediately. Thank you for your concern.

Lauren's avatar

Me, an australian: Danny, this is probably accurate, I'll give you that. However, now that you've mentioned healthcare...

Will Sharp's avatar

I return to this piece every time I travel and it has never once been wrong.

Danika Godfrey-Potter's avatar

I can confirm as an Australian and a traveller that the impression of

plentiful Australians is increased by how obviously Australian we usually

are.

Also New Zealanders.

I will keep my own council about travellers from the US.

puckworth bartleby's avatar

"The Australian will have a baffling energy that is somehow both sexual and

non-sexual at the same time."

How is this piece so incredibly accurate?! Except that hostels have to be

>100% increase. The alligator wants to eat the larger number. This piece

has caused me to invent a probably-not-new portmanteau which is

'glorigeous.'

I like a word with several vowels in a row. Now I will stop procrastinating

and actually change my flat tire.

Chris Best's avatar

Wait, is Radiohead controversial in America? This worries me.

Justine Cross's avatar

And I laughed really really hard.

And I really needed to today.

I hope you are well!