Previously: Things Italian Men of a Certain Age Have Said To Me About My Dog. “Am I looking at a skunk? I’m not seeing a skunk, am I?…Wow, he looks just like a little skunk, and I thought maybe for a minute — that can’t be a skunk on a leash.” “My husband told me about you! My husband told me about this dog!”
Wait wait WAIT, this raises QUESTIONS; there are THINGS we need to KNOW - did you wait for her to come back from her break one street over? (If so, what was her reaction?) Also, IS he a cloud?! Is it possible to be both a dog AND a cloud? (If so, what type of cloud? Are we talking cumulus? Cirrus? Are there heretofore unknown Canine Cloud Types?) Halp!!
Look, Dog Interaction is a wonderful thing, but also a powerful and terrible thing, and it must be managed carefully. You must please leave now, it is not Dog Time, but later? Oh yeah. Dog Time.
I sometimes show insta pictures of your dog to my husband because I know he'll wince from the cuteness. He just croaks out "that dog!" and is useless for a full 30 seconds. Your dog is lovely!
Wait wait WAIT, this raises QUESTIONS; there are THINGS we need to KNOW - did you wait for her to come back from her break one street over? (If so, what was her reaction?) Also, IS he a cloud?! Is it possible to be both a dog AND a cloud? (If so, what type of cloud? Are we talking cumulus? Cirrus? Are there heretofore unknown Canine Cloud Types?) Halp!!
Look, Dog Interaction is a wonderful thing, but also a powerful and terrible thing, and it must be managed carefully. You must please leave now, it is not Dog Time, but later? Oh yeah. Dog Time.
goodness, that little face - no wonder everyone has to say something!
These are so heartwarming, just - heartwarming - !
I sometimes show insta pictures of your dog to my husband because I know he'll wince from the cuteness. He just croaks out "that dog!" and is useless for a full 30 seconds. Your dog is lovely!
Bless-bless Bon-Bon!
I love this so much.
this only works for me if they were all wearing gloves