I realize the fight’s only recently been put to bed and it’s rare to find collective agreement about abandoning a given topic, but it distresses me to think of how many years we’ve wasted arguing about lengthy lead-ins to online recipes when the real food copy problem of the last ten or so years has been increasingly elaborate and often-harrowing “upscale snack origin stories” of the following types:
as it goes for middle-aged nerds, so it goes for their senior rescue dogs with inflammatory bowels; the giant bag of rabbit cubes in our freezer includes a lengthy dedication to a dog named Jeda and how his health is a testament to "the power of natural ingredients"
We Wasted Too Much Time Fighting About Blog Recipe Preambles When The Real Problem Has Always Been "Fun" Snack Label Backstories
"Jane, of Krazy Mixed-Up Salt fame, and Mary, who had Gone Crackers, met in outpatient group..."
as it goes for middle-aged nerds, so it goes for their senior rescue dogs with inflammatory bowels; the giant bag of rabbit cubes in our freezer includes a lengthy dedication to a dog named Jeda and how his health is a testament to "the power of natural ingredients"