I realize the fight’s only recently been put to bed and it’s rare to find collective agreement about abandoning a given topic, but it distresses me to think of how many years we’ve wasted arguing about lengthy lead-ins to online recipes when the real food copy problem of the last ten or so years has been increasingly elaborate and often-harrowing “upscale snack origin stories” of the following types:
as it goes for middle-aged nerds, so it goes for their senior rescue dogs with inflammatory bowels; the giant bag of rabbit cubes in our freezer includes a lengthy dedication to a dog named Jeda and how his health is a testament to "the power of natural ingredients"
"Jane, of Krazy Mixed-Up Salt fame, and Mary, who had Gone Crackers, met in outpatient group..."
as it goes for middle-aged nerds, so it goes for their senior rescue dogs with inflammatory bowels; the giant bag of rabbit cubes in our freezer includes a lengthy dedication to a dog named Jeda and how his health is a testament to "the power of natural ingredients"