Previously: Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades of Reading. I’m pretty sure the summer between fifth and sixth grade all I did was read the illustrated version of Ivanhoe and plan to grow up to be a beautiful woman. The mechanics of how I was going to go about it got a little bit away from me at the time, but no matter; it was a relief to learn that there were as many as two ways for a woman to be beautiful, thus increasing my chances. Here is the first way, Rowena of Rotherwood:
All I know about Ivanhoe is whatever Edgar Eager put in his Half Magic series. It sounded pretty awesome both in the books and in the above. It would have totally warped me if I'd read it so a kid. I'm very committed to the twentieth century and beyond for reading material though, so thankfully saved myself!
What I've Learned About Female Beauty From Reading "Ivanhoe"
All I know about Ivanhoe is whatever Edgar Eager put in his Half Magic series. It sounded pretty awesome both in the books and in the above. It would have totally warped me if I'd read it so a kid. I'm very committed to the twentieth century and beyond for reading material though, so thankfully saved myself!