What The Tarot Means For You Right Now

Me, turning over a number of tarot cards in succession, in an attempt to impress you: I pull the Fool card. “Ah, this one is interesting. It means that you’re stupid. A fool. Yes? A stupid idiot, who doesn’t know what Tarot is. You’re being stupid right now, you’re making stupid decisions, you’re wrong and you’re all backwards from mix-up, you’re about to fall over, your brain is as bad as a small dog.”

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