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Chris Turner-Neal's avatar

Invite me to your child's christening and I promise to bestow the blessing of Good Ham News

Citoyenne Kane's avatar

You know also this reminds me how much ham there IS around here. Like this https://www.thechatner.com/p/carmela-soprano-and-husband-ham

Citoyenne Kane's avatar

MISS BATES [Kicking down the door]: HOW SHALL I EVER THANK YOU FOR MY HAM

Chris Turner-Neal's avatar

Ham is the queen of meats.

Glencora's avatar

Possibly my favorite one yet. You must never stop.

SJ Parker's avatar

please i am in stitches. i CAN'T

Emily A. Gordon's avatar

Ford’s. The Everything Store™

Canaan's avatar

Daniel, are you going to publish these in a book? Please say yes

Daniel Lavery's avatar

I mean, I sort of did in Texts From Jane Eyre back in 2014! But if it will make you happy I will print these out and staple them together at some point

Canaan's avatar

Also thank you for your very kind printing/stapling offer, I was considering doing the same :)

Canaan's avatar

Are these excerpts? If not we need a Vol. 2...

I just started "The Merry Spinster" but I will get TFJE too!