“Oh, that’s terribly kind of you, but I’ve already had one at lunch.” “That doesn’t look like anything to me.” “I’ve got so many compliments at home I already never use. I’m afraid taking another simply wouldn’t be fair – it would never get the kind of attention and appreciation I’m sure it deserves.”
"Sorry, accepting this perspective on myself just isn’t in my budget right now." -- works for insults, too!
Thank you for this epic sequel to my all-time fave toast post.
“I don’t even use the compliments I already have at home!” is such a mood!