Previously in this series: How To Play Video Games Part I and II. “You are going to play Super Mario World until you get to the level beyond the level you normally handed the controllers off to the nearest boy and asked him to finish that level for you….After you die unexpectedly, hide the game, to punish it for being unfair to you.”
amazing. i cannot tell you how many hours of my life i lost to the perfect Civ IV: Beyond the Sword, and only the updating of my computer system to an OS that did not support it rescued me
Oof, this is exactly how I played Civ III as a kid, and it's making me want to download and play VI now XD
Also, do you have a preferred means of contact for speaking requests? I'm helping organize a trans ERG conference at work. ("I'd prefer not to be contacted for this" is of course a perfectly acceptable answer, if that's the case.)
You have distilled this down to its most perfect essence and I thank you.
I just want a shitty little version I can play on my phone for 20 minutes and is explicitly not an idler with micropayments.
amazing. i cannot tell you how many hours of my life i lost to the perfect Civ IV: Beyond the Sword, and only the updating of my computer system to an OS that did not support it rescued me
Oof, this is exactly how I played Civ III as a kid, and it's making me want to download and play VI now XD
Also, do you have a preferred means of contact for speaking requests? I'm helping organize a trans ERG conference at work. ("I'd prefer not to be contacted for this" is of course a perfectly acceptable answer, if that's the case.)