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Will Sharp's avatar

I think it's all a ploy by Big Bidet. Remove every variety of toilet paper between "unusable/torturous/just smears it around" and "unbelievably extravagant with a price tag to match" and suddenly fiscally anxious middle class dads will have to explore other options.

Shabby Tigers's avatar

Germany has this kind of tp! You should definitely come to Berlin and check it out, for research.

Daniel Lavery's avatar

I shouldn't have to go all the way to Germany for this!!!

Shabby Tigers's avatar

I mean, there might be other bonus reasons

J. Woods's avatar

The cutesy toilet paper subscription favored by my roommate is called Who Gives a Crap (sic).

J. Woods's avatar

Candy colored wrappers.