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I think it's all a ploy by Big Bidet. Remove every variety of toilet paper between "unusable/torturous/just smears it around" and "unbelievably extravagant with a price tag to match" and suddenly fiscally anxious middle class dads will have to explore other options.

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Germany has this kind of tp! You should definitely come to Berlin and check it out, for research.

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I shouldn't have to go all the way to Germany for this!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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I mean, there might be other bonus reasons

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The cutesy toilet paper subscription favored by my roommate is called Who Gives a Crap (sic).

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Hideous. Hideous.

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Candy colored wrappers.

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