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"I just received this spectacular collection of important English silver": This Is The Quality of Spam I Expect From Now On

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Daniel Lavery
Dec 7, 2022
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"I just received this spectacular collection of important English silver": This Is The Quality of Spam I Expect From Now On

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I’ve been getting occasional updates on celebrity estate sales and silver auctions from 1st Dibs ever since I wrote about the Gore Vidal walnut desk this fall. While I didn’t sign up for these updates, they are without question the highest-quality spam messages I’ve ever received in my life. Having recently decided to stop fighting spam messages, resigning myself to having to screen and delete multiple calls, texts, and emails every day from various ghosts, my only request now is that they all rise to the same caliber as this one:

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