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Annette Rojas's avatar

"spiritually wearing an eyepatch"

*expires*

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MacCrocodile's avatar

I am definitely writing all of these characters into my D&D campaign.

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Addy's avatar

Well. “Tragic Squidward” broke me. You win. Take my money.

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Amy Shouse's avatar

I am not being superlativey when I say this is my favorite thing I ever read in the history of everything. Especially this: "walks faster holding a candelabra" I mean COME ON! It's so perfect.

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Kate's avatar

This is absolute perfection.

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