Calling on Talleyrand. Wet in the country, dry by Sunday. The smaller of two pocket-books. All ulcer, no stomach. Two taps turning but no shower A confirmed nephew. Grocery-bill habits on a washerwoman’s diet A little below the salt-line, if you know what I mean
i already have use-cases in mind for multiples of these, including "Just to the left of cake," "Don’t leave the barn to look for cows," and "If the mirror shows meat, don’t bet on beans."
i once read the expression "the wish is father to the belief" in a Warhammer RPG module and used it for years before i learned it wasn't a common aphorism
Finally had an opportunity to use one of these in a twitter thread while arguing with a reverend and a nazi (two separate people simultaneously) and I gotta say, it absolutely killed. Thank you.
All amazing, though "Don’t kill what you can’t bury" is on a whole other level
Some of these are so plausible I will probably start saying them and eventually forget they were supposed to be a joke
gonna get one of those "women want me fish fear me" hats with "g-d sees a trucker" embroidered on that bad boy
DON'T KILL WHAT YOU CAN'T BURY
i already have use-cases in mind for multiples of these, including "Just to the left of cake," "Don’t leave the barn to look for cows," and "If the mirror shows meat, don’t bet on beans."
i once read the expression "the wish is father to the belief" in a Warhammer RPG module and used it for years before i learned it wasn't a common aphorism
Finally had an opportunity to use one of these in a twitter thread while arguing with a reverend and a nazi (two separate people simultaneously) and I gotta say, it absolutely killed. Thank you.
Are you trying to put goofy AIs out of work?
https://nerdist.com/article/neural-net-ridiculous-candy-hearts/
https://www.businessinsider.com/artificial-intelligence-creates-new-weird-funny-paint-color-names-2017-8