*bolts upright, panicking in cuneiform* I forgot to meticulously track the next eclipse! I forgot to corroborate my archives with Mycenaean pottery! Did I file Enmebaragesi with the rulers of Kish, or with the client-kings of Uruk? I forgot to rotate the pictograms into abstracted glyphs, c. 2600 BCE!
I am going to leave a comment as soon as I dig up some suitable clay
I want to make [frog] my email signature.
Archaeologist: Finally! The fragments of information recovered from this “drive”, dating to the dawn of the Third Millennium, are sure to shed light on the cultural upheaval surrounding - some might suggest, cradling - that civilization’s nascent technological enlightenment.
Vidscreen: baby shark doot d
what a refreshing change from panicking in futhark
Don't worry I have some lovely copper ingots here for you, very high quality, bound to make you feel better.
This is somehow exactly what I needed right now.
Hey, no need to criticize my... [sic] writing... process.... [fragment ends here]