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Jendi's avatar

How do you solve a problem like Teresa...

The Hoopwitch's avatar

I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that this exists!

AmZ's avatar

When the pick-me girl gets right angular gyrus epilepsy and makes it her whole personality smdh

Chelsey Pippin Mizzi's avatar

hello where has The Public Domain Review been all my life

Jed Hartman's avatar

The line ‘I am sure it is possible even for monks and nuns to become competitive with one another’ reminded me of this classic Onion piece:

https://www.theonion.com/monk-gloats-over-yoga-championship-1819563855

‘“I am the serenest!” Bikram shouted to the estimated crowd of 20,000 yoga fans, vigorously pumping his fists. “No one is serener than Sri Dhananjai Bikram—I am the greatest monk of all time!”’

Cato D.'s avatar

i also love monastics and since you enjoy (as do i) modern 'translations' of these monastic texts, can i /please/ interest you in the texts of Nils Sorsky? He was a Russian Orthodox monk who became an ascetic and was very good at it, because he liked being left alone. unfortunately being very good at monk-ing made a whole bunch of people keep pestering him for advice on how to be a better monk, so he wrote an entire text that is essentially "how to be a really good monk: step 1 is leave nils sorsky, specifically, alone. if you have questions figure it out yourself. step 2 is stop talking to nils. this is 99% of what you need." and it amuses me endlessly.

catherine's avatar

I love me some Teresa and now I love her even more through your huffy hater, who I also love

Beth Norwood's avatar

I love this. I needed this. Thank you for this! 😊🙏😂🙏😎🙏🤍🤍🤍🧡🧡🧡✨✨✨

Aster Rowan's avatar

You know, I was skeptical, but ready to be impressed, as to whether you could elaborate the Thomas Merton thing into a whole novel, but I can *absolutely* see a very thick volume of Lives of the Saints: Hater's Annotation. Hilary Mantel already did the Thomas More entry at some length, of course.