The May Queen is kind of stuck up, and kills people. The Harvest Queen mostly just does hayrides and everybody likes her
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May Queen: Always capers at the front of the parade by herself Almost no bounty to share, unless you count wreaths and flower crowns Hope you like weaving garlands because sister that’s about all she’s good for Maybe a bonfire if you’re lucky It’s unlucky for her to carry anything herself, and you’d better believe she’s ready to milk that for all it’s worth
Extremely ballsy to post this while the pinched and hungry May Queen is gathering power and the Harvest Queen too distant yet to help you.
Dear Prudence preordered! You changed my life with that podcast. I didn’t know I could be estranged from my family and save myself. Thank you. 🥹