I need milk I need MILK you son of a bitch ill kill you there’s something there that’s something let me see it you damn rascal you’re not going to con meThe Chatner is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
Very taken with this thing where the intensifier phrase misses its cue and dashes onstage a tad late interrupting the clause in progress ("what is the sam hell matter with you"). Truly nobody is playing with the genre of folksiness like you are
Very taken with this thing where the intensifier phrase misses its cue and dashes onstage a tad late interrupting the clause in progress ("what is the sam hell matter with you"). Truly nobody is playing with the genre of folksiness like you are
Checks out. Wonderful description of baby logic
Wow, my baby didn’t start to call me a hog rascal until he was well into two months old. Rocco is a fast learner!
He has cauliflowers on his onesie 😭
You chimney thief!!!
This totally has the vibes of the baby from Hannah Tate, Beyond Repair!! 😂 😂
every milk-bringer can relate
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What a sweet little bean
this reminds me of the incredible insults that chris fleming comes up with, like "you bossy hedgehog" and "you busy lesbian" and "you nip-slip"
reading this while breastfeeding a sleeping 2yo. doesn’t change.
YOU NAILED IT.