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Will Sharp's avatar

Very taken with this thing where the intensifier phrase misses its cue and dashes onstage a tad late interrupting the clause in progress ("what is the sam hell matter with you"). Truly nobody is playing with the genre of folksiness like you are

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Caroline Ford's avatar

Wow, my baby didn’t start to call me a hog rascal until he was well into two months old. Rocco is a fast learner!

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Samantha Love's avatar

Checks out. Wonderful description of baby logic

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Judith S. Kharyat's avatar

He has cauliflowers on his onesie 😭

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Laura Ingram Lashley's avatar

This totally has the vibes of the baby from Hannah Tate, Beyond Repair!! 😂 😂

every milk-bringer can relate

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Judith S. Kharyat's avatar

You chimney thief!!!

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Elizabeth Karre's avatar

🤩🤩

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Joanna's avatar

What a sweet little bean

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Jenova Edenson's avatar

this reminds me of the incredible insults that chris fleming comes up with, like "you bossy hedgehog" and "you busy lesbian" and "you nip-slip"

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Phi J A Wylie's avatar

reading this while breastfeeding a sleeping 2yo. doesn’t change.

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Mike Oppenheim's avatar

YOU NAILED IT.

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