this hoodie almost fits me, plus an update

I recently bought a hoodie that fits me perfectly except for the string that goes through the hood itself? You know how all hoodies have like, a big shoelace that wraps through the head part, right? I'm not making that up? Anyhow, the hoodie fits great, but the face-shoelace reaches my waist on both sides, which is weird and distracting and makes me feel like maybe my head is disproportionately sized to the rest of my body. The shoelaces are getting caught on doorknobs and stuff when I try to leave my bedroom! It would be impossible to tighten the hood to the extent the shoelace suggests! The shoelace is going to be a problem, I can tell.

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