Welcome To Coffee Shop, Bathroom Occupied!

Daniel Lavery

Dec 8, 2021

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Welcome to coffee shop, bathroom occupied!

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mereduck

Dec 8, 2021

I mean, George Saunders WISHES he could capture this level of unease. OCCUPIED!!

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Further up and further into the coffee shop

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All I want for Christmas is a book-length compilation of these restaurant descriptions.

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Welcome To Coffee Shop, Bathroom Occupied!