Why Does Ross Not Simply Eat? [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and Monica are there.] Monica: There’s nothing to tell. Joey: There’s got to be something wrong with him. Phoebe: Does he eat chalk? [They all stare, bemused.] Monica: It’s just people going out to dinner, and one of them is the largest of the five.
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