I'm So Sorry – I Never Do This! – But Did You Used To Have Class Outside? I’m so sorry – I hope I’m not bothering you. I never do this normally, but I just have to ask – did you have class outside? It’s just that I thought I …
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Interview With A Former Tour Guide At The Celestial Seasonings FactoryYesterday’s Sleepytime Bear Expanded Universe post led to one of the most quietly exciting revelations I’ve ever heard: I am connected through Twitter …
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The Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Bear Expanded UniverseSleepyTime Bear (chamomile, resting, hearthiness, cat proximity, nightshirtedness. Good for relaxation and a mild sleep aid.) Rolling-Pin Matron (theob…
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Welcome To Classic Restaurant!Welcome to classic restaurant, bathroom downstairs, big carpet for downstairs flight of stairs to bathroom! We have it: carpeted stairs down to bathroo…
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Talking To Trans People About The Third Wachowski's Unproduced Screenplay About A Haunted Garbageman (Real)Did you know there were other Wachowski sisters? Did you know that one of them has an unproduced noir screenplay about a haunted garbageman? Now you wi…
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The Zero Abuse Project's Menlo Church Assessment Is Now Publicly AvailableThe Zero Abuse Project, a collective of multiple programs “dedicated to the elimination of child abuse,” published their assessment of Menlo Church thi…
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If You Could Just Repeat That One More Time: The Sorry, What Was That? Press ConferenceHere’s what we know so far: You said something, fairly recently. Quite recently, to be precise, or as precise as possible, given current limitations. T…
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How To Pack For A Two-Day TripLeaving the house for the afternoon: Better bring everything. You never know when the afternoon is going to turn into the evening, and by then you’re h…
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Play Your Lunches With Orson: The At-Home GameSource. Greet Orson. Order Chicken Divan. Mention Irving Thalberg. Order Soupe du Soir. Mention Spencer Tracy. “You didn’t like it?” Order Sardines á l…
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That One Type Of TV Show I Will Always, Always WatchYou know the ones I mean! Where the cashmere and wigs budget is $Infinity and it’s just a sea of Wives, the immutable class of WIVES, who are learning …
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A Surprisingly Thoughtful, Refreshingly Nuanced Interview at the GuardianAnd I’m sorry to say it, and I’ll say it so gently, as gentle as my pudding face, but I’ve just got to say it, and I wrote a book about her, and it’s c…
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Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Carne ValeThe Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent project is a weekly fiction series that, for legal purposes, charts various uncomfortable meals hosted by the nameless…
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