which is more than my brother Perses can say, not that that stops my brother Perses from saying things, but you shouldn’t listen to Perses, who bribes …
Welcome! Have you guys dined with us before? Wonderful, then you’ll know what to expect, just a quick reminder that everything is a little bit burned h…
In the last two weeks I have had occasion to show a variety of friends George Cukor’s The Women for the first time, which means that I’ve watched The W…
“The cyborg body, whereby Professor Von Slickstein preserved the life-force of Inspector Gadget after he slipped on a banana peel, had thirty gadgets, …
Please excuse Jarbed from school today due to a serious case of female socialization at home. I’m only AFAB when someone isn’t nice to me….and you woul…
You’ll never go broke making generalized statements about British self-deprecation. Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit is the sweetest, all right? 
Previously: On eight years of waking up. “August 24th was the eight-year anniversary of my getting sober; it’s a little difficult to think of a scale o…
Oh, it’s okay – I’m not like them [other dogless people stopping to admire your dog]. I understand what it’s like. You can’t see them right now — obvio…
I wonder if you can assist me! You may be familiar with the men’s “mythopoetic” movement of the 1980s, which asked the important question, “What does T…
Let the congregation rise for the recitation of the Confiteor: I confess to the gay bank and its network of financial coaches specializing in the needs…
“Oh, that’s terribly kind of you, but I’ve already had one at lunch.” “That doesn’t look like anything to me.” “I’ve got so many compliments at home I …
Brothers! Merely walking from my apartment to the subway has felled me with a most grievous stroke from the sun’s blazing hand. The Dolorous Finger of …