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Some Thoughts on "Mikey and Nicky"
It's unbelievable, how much milk these two guys drink in the course of a single night. They do a lot of other unbelievable things, too, which is…
Apr 9
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Helping and making sure everybody sees you being helpful
People will call you tall at 5'8 if you work in senior living. the important thing is to stay humble about it
Apr 1
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March 2026
On "Marty" (Ernest Borgnine, not Supreme)
People will sometimes try to recommend Marty in light of the incel movement or the “male loneliness epidemic,” but you can safely ignore that sort of…
Mar 23
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Being Trans at Christian College, Part II: "Temptation Tuesdays" and Secret Weddings
the second part of my chat with Ella Baker
Mar 16
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Trans at the Evangelical Christian College
everybody was riding longboards to chapel but only a few of us got a sex change
Mar 12
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Daniel Lavery
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Some Thoughts on Elaine May's "A New Leaf"
erectile dysfunction but for killing your wife
Mar 5
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February 2026
Return to Pervert Ethnography Island: The Cuckold, The Gooner, The Fujoshi
A round table on virtuous gooning and erotic realism
Feb 27
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Cassius Only Has One Suggestion For Everything
I’ve been rereading Julius Caesar this week in a fit of nostalgia. Two things have struck me on this go-round which did not always stick out to me…
Feb 24
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On Sleeping With Many Normal Men
I have a great deal in common with the men I sleep with. For example, we both want to be here; we both want to do this.
Feb 20
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You're In A Lesbian Pulp Novel From 1958! What's Distracting You From Work And Causing Your Heterosexual Coworker Nora To Glance Curiously…
The Chatner has been astonishingly ill and in bed all week.
Feb 12
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Advice Everyone Should Follow
I'm planning on getting around to some of these myself
Feb 6
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The Sad Butler Movie Index
(If the Butler Movie breaks on the side of emphasizing dignity, it’s sad; if it breaks on the side of emphasizing hauteur, it’s happy.)
Feb 3
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