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yes I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I will use my beak to mischief you and I will press B. I wobble my…
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Today, as you likely know, is Thanksgiving in the States. It’s also my 33rd birthday, and the first birthday I have celebrated since becoming estranged…
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I think often, I think compulsively, about the last phone call I had with my father, certain portions of which feel permanently lodged into various…
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Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I overheard you guys talking about trans inclusion, and I mostly wanted to say, as a trans man who feels super…
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Previously in our Sopranos coverage: A woman who cannot calm her husband down, no matter how much ham is in the fridge. He is absolutely furious with…
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(If you like, you might consider giving the gift of a Shatner Chatner subscription this year; or you might pre-order Something That May Shock and…
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Yesterday I finally met up with a friend of mine to fill out the paperwork necessary for a Californian Decree Changing Name and Order Recognizing Change…
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give it a go
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after naively entering your thirties in the mistaken belief that you were just one of those rare queer adults without father issues
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It’s an odd time in life, having to periodically come up with public statements about one’s relatives; I last had occasion to do so in this space a few…
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There’s an in-depth investigation in the New Yorker today about a male novelist who has the same name as me and has (apparently) made a history of…
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Not for nothing did a very handsome man recently pronounce Bon-Bon a “chick magnet,” but the demographic he most reliably sweeps the boards with are…
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