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Difficulties of a Viking-Era Detective: Slewdunnit
Please Accept My Application To Become A Wealthy Peasant
Feelings I Have Had About My Dishwasher
I'll Tell Ya This For Free: Pickle Your Leftover Avocado
Lines From a 1981 Article About Jack Lemmon I Wish Were About Me
Oscar Wilde Couldn't Find Anyone To Go With Him To Japan
How I Intend To Treat My Enemies
They Died With Their Shirts On
Things My Neighbors Have Said To Me When I Leave the House Without My Dogs
Marxist Quotes Where "Civilization" Has Been Replaced By "Dinotopia"
Top Ten Reasons Why They're Putting Drugs In The Halloween Candy This Year
The Second-String Sacred Band of Thebes
George Eliot's Boyish Girls and Girlish Boys
A Personal History of Shift Meals
Interview With A Former Medieval Times Employee: "All the dudes who worked there were total babes"
All Remaining Items From the Gore Vidal Estate Sale on 1st Dibs
A Comprehensive Timeline of The Flowers in the Attic Series
On Remembering One's Childhood and Playing the Snare Drum
"Put the whole world behind you and forget it"
I Pledge Allegiance to Roller Coasters
Using My Time Machine To Introduce "Power Posing" To Ashurbanipal
Claims You Can Always Safely Make Without Fear of Further Investigations
Some Bugs I've Noticed In Sid Meier's Civilization Six
Every Bed I Wanted Between The Years 1994 and 2001
Dog-Related Neighborhood Gossip I've Heard While Walking My Dogs
Applaud Hatefully or Notice Carefully: The Two Types of Period Pieces
We Need A Third Size For Vitamins
What We're Allowed To Say We Know About Venus Figurines
How To Play Sid Meier's Civilization Six
I Can Promise You One Good, Free Thing: Watch "The Tall Target" Sometime
The Best Lines From T.C. Duncan's 1878 "How to Be Plump: Talks on Physiological Feeding"
It Can't Be A Bad Movie If A Wicked Little Man Gets A Straight-Razor Shave
Let Me Save You Some Time: A Field Guide To Avoiding Transition By Family Committee
The Impossible Dream: Barbara Pym and Popular Underdogs
I Know What It Sounds Like But My Liege Lord Just Happens To Be Exemplary In Form and Countenance
If Everyone Talked About Plato's Cave Like They Talk About Atlantis
Who Said It: Jane From "Jane Eyre," or The Dog From "The Call Of The Wild"?
Hypothalamic Panic: Teen Magazine Headlines According to The Current Climate
I'll Tell Ya This For Free: Canned Potatoes
The Stages Of "I'm Really Trying" To Be Cool About Your Transition
Last Year's Himbos Are Responsible For Today's Goblins
Julie & Julia, The Holiday, and The Fried Green Tomatoes Problem
My Audition Packet For The Tonight Show In 1952
Medievalists HATE Him: What Is Your Field's "A World Lit Only By Fire"?
How To Tell If You're In A Folk Horror Film
All The Best Lines From A Fifteen-Year-Old Edition of "Country Life" Magazine
Plausible-Sounding Aphorisms, In Case You Need To Buy Time In A Conversation
Humor In Cuneiform: A Dog Walks Into A Tavern
An Improvement on the Pomodoro Technique
My Understanding Of Common-Law Marriage Law Based On Years of Watching Television Procedurals
Please Accept My Application To Become A Bog Body
Archaeology Loves An Amateur: The Importance Of Stumbling Upon Artefacts
You're Going To Italy In A Novel By A Non-Italian Writer! Are You Going To Have A Good Time?
Sounds Like A Good Idea: Fresh Servitude and Heaps of Self-Pity
Sounds Like A Good Idea: Hercules Furens and White-Knuckling It, Part I
Things Kids In My Neighborhood Have Said To Me About My Dogs
Regnal Sobriquets in Order of Intimidation, Intensity, and "It Factor"
After A Long Pause, I Love To Laugh The King Laugh
Oh Wow – I Hadn't Even Noticed I'd Grown Darkly Handsome
Everyone Was Playing A Big Game Of Tug-Of-War But No One Would Admit It
A Little Life or The Count of Monte Cristo?
A Special Little Guy Running Around: Collecting Compliments in Ocarina of Time
I’m Terribly Sorry, I Simply Don’t Know How Much Money My Husband Makes — I Really Couldn’t Say