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The Gift of the Gift of the Gift of the Magi
Stages Of Finding The Smell: An Interactive Text Game
Things One Can Say To People With Dogs In An Elevator
In The Unlikely Event I Change My Mind, I'd Like To Turn Twenty
The Musical Chicago, But A Baked Potato
If You Did Anything As A Child You're Gay Now
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! How DELICIOUS – It's every character you find in an 18th-century period film!
A Corresponding Bible Verse For Every Moira Rose Quote From "Schitt's Creek"
Someone Left Their Keys In The Men's Room
Paul's First Letter To The Corinthians, Chapters 5-7
You Want To Pet The Big Cow: An Interactive Text-Based Game
My Liege! I Did Not - That Is To Say - I Had No Idea You Were Here!
Things I Have Mistaken For Forward Momentum In My Personal Life Between The Years 1998-Present
Remaking Rebecca and Mrs. Van Hopper Stunt Casting
The Opposite of Bisexual Culture
Why It's Impossible For You To Ruin The Holidays
Panic, Accidents, and Revelations: The Only Three Ways To Introduce A Recipe In A Cookbook
Annie Dillard And A Moth In Dialogue
People's Sexiest Man Alive: Idris Elba
Things My Chest Feels Like Three Months After Top Surgery
Possible Dinnertimes, In Order Of Moral Laxity
Joan Didion and Jane Fonda Trapped In A Waldorf Salad
Everything That's Wrong With The Cambrian Explosion
Emotionally Muted Meals In Barbara Pym's "Excellent Women," In Order Of Sexlessness
Dirtbag Gilgamesh and Ishtar: Tablet Six
Every Time A Woman Nervously Adjusts A Glove In Mary McCarthy's "The Group"
Things That Aren't As Good As Nicotine Gum: An Inexhaustive List In Dialogue Form
Bible Verses Where "Brothers and Sisters" Has Been Replaced With "Women and Femmes"
Movie Yelling With Grace and Danny: A Star Is Born and the Laws of Conservation of Energy
Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad About My Neck," Transmasculine Edition
The Daily Coffee-Cup Regret Index
Jacob and the Angel: Wrasslin' Til Noon At Least
Moments While Rewatching "Center Stage" I Was Overwhelmed With The Desire To Touch My Own Toes
Liz Taylor's Marriages, Ranked In Order Of T4T Energy
I Have Added A Soupçon of Water To Your Dishwashing Soap
Have you tried keeping a thing of nuts or almonds or something in your car
The Stages Of Doing The Washing-Up
Destry Rides Again, or Jimmy Stewart Has A Body
Before To All The Boys I've Loved Before
"Have a great summer, keep in touch, stay cool": See you all next week
"I've Got Chills": Dream acceleration a week out from top surgery
Everything What's Distinctual About A London'd Fox From Regularized Foxuals
American-on-American Action Abroad: Sorry For Travel Writing At You
Please Accept My Application To Become Steve From Sex And The City
Joan Didion And Anna Wintour Dismantle Vogue And Establish A Religious Confraternity
The Only Traveling Advice I Will Ever Give You: The Inevitable Australian
Chapsticks on my Person, Ranked
Epimetheus and Prometheus, Part II: Pandora's Visit
A Conversation With Diane Keaton
Paul Bettany Always Looks Like He's About To Crumble To Death With A Gentle Smile
How To Tell If You Are In A Mary Renault Novel
Joan Didion Congratulates Anna Wintour On Being Tasked With Rooting Out Heresy
Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians
"A Frigid, Protestant Anaïs Nin": A Bibliography
A Dialogue Between Herodias And The Daughter Of Herodias, Concerning John The Baptist
First Letter To The Corinthians
The Lion In Winter and Midsomer Murders
Merry Spinster Book Tour Dates
Joan Didion Discovers Susan Sontag And Lesbianism
Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year
The Stages Of Realizing You Are Late
Bible Verses I Have Quoted To My Dog, To No Effect
Counterfactual History Books I Would Like To Read
Joan Didion Runs Through Her Enemies List
What Which Character You Think You Are On The Good Place Says About You
Captain Kirk And Emily Dickinson, Two Legendary Spinster Icons
Upcoming Scenes From Season Three of "The Crown"
"A Frigid, Protestant Anaïs Nin"
The Stages Of Unloading The Dishwasher When You Live With Other People
A Dialogue Between Joan Didion And Anna Wintour
An Email Format That's Getting Weirdly Popular Lately For Some Reason