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Letters Between Elizabeth I and Mary, Queen of Scots
Scenes From "Gallstones," A Novel-In-Progress
Mottos of the Queens of Henry VIII
Free Sandwiches, Holding On, and The Best Job Interview I Had This Year
How My Two Small Dogs Experience The Hour Before Dinner
Apple-Shot: On A Christmas Story, Body Blocking, Childhood and the Avoidance of Violence
How To Do A Good Bad Job "Trying" With Your Loved One's Transition
What I'm Reading and Working On Now: Medieval Shipwrecks, Edwardian Suburbs, and 42nd Street
The Life of St. Teresa of Avila, Hater's Annotation
A Self-Praise Poem of Shulgi, King of Ur
Letters To The Empress Matilda
What, This Old Thing? I'm Telling You, Pickle Some Raisins
Very Slight Counterfactuals: Dick Whittington Has Children
All About Eve Is The Greatest-Ever Homophobic Gay Movie
All The Novels I Referenced in My Novel
A Good Day To Join The Hittite Army, Chapter Five: A Case-By-Katabasis Basis
You Could Not Find Papa In The Garden? Ah Ba! - But He Has Grown Worryingly Small These Days
Finishing My Novel and Submitting My Application To Become A Wealthy Peasant In An Old Painting
Interlude: The Problem With The Boxcar Children Is They Never Got To Spend Enough Time In The Boxcar
The Problem With Waking Up Later Than Everybody Else
But Why Didn't Hannibal Ever Conquer Rome?
What I'm Working On and The Book of Envy
Commissions That Patrons of Early Netherlandish Art Never Asked For
A Day in the Life of a Druid, Based Solely On Reliably Verifiable Written or Archaeological Evidence
Three Ways Of Touching The Earth
The Problem With Blurbs, Or My Problem With Blurbs, Or A Problem With Blurbs I Often Have
On The Fairy Dog Petitcrieu, Who Cuts In Half All Sorrows
Everything Trans People Have In Common With The Knights Templar In The Public Imagination
"In 1923 I Was Really 'Out'": Valentine Ackland's "For Sylvia"
A Good Day To Join The Hittite Army, Chapter Five: A Quick Trip to the Underworld
Problems I Sometimes Have That A Gorilla Who Lives At The Zoo Might Also Have
The Summer Insect Repellance Index
Summer Tips: How To Let A Bear Know You're Friendly and Nothing to Be Afraid Of
Things People Say In Old Movies To Prevent Another Character From Discussing Their Feelings
Everything What's Wrong With Pelicans
A Good Day To Join the Hittite Army, Chapter Four: "Suppose This To Be Rhodes"
"Spring Forth, Burly Protector, and Save Me!"
If There's One Thing I Know, It's That My Place On Fortune's Wheel Is Stable, Deserved, and Assured
Announcements, Reminders, and Quitting the Snare Drum
It's So Good of You To Take An Interest In My Awards
A Good Day to Join the Hittite Army, Chapter Three: A Surprise Sea Voyage
Back in the Public Domain: It's The House at Pooh Corner
Possible Dinnertimes, In Order of Moral Laxity
"A Good Day to Join the Hittite Army," Part II: There Are At Least Three Roads in the World
Things I Love To Say Shortly Before Being Murdered
"The Single Standard": Towards A Unified Theory of the Transmasculine Origins of Romance Novels
Please Accept My Application To Be Turned Loose in The Royal Forest to Root for Beechmast and Acorns
"A Good Day to Join the Hittite Army"
A Conversation with Zoe Selengut: On Handling the Original Flowers in The Attic Manuscript
Succession's Tom and Greg Dialogue Generator
Questions People Have Had For Me Now That A Third Dog Is Here
The British River-Disaster Genre: "The Willows" is a Reverse "Three Men in a Boat"
"He Made So Much Pizza, It Almost Killed Him": You Simply Must Watch Chef's Table: Pizza
"You Should Call Your Father": On the Unbearable Estrangement of Other People's Families
Travel Tips for Visiting New York in 1920
The Best Books I've Read By Accident This Year
Dear Prudence: The Column: The Book Is Out April 4th
From One Vizier To Another: If You Are Having Problems With Your Liege, Look Within
I Am Not A Crank: We Need Middle-of-the-Road Toilet Paper
City Slickers is a Reverse Cain and Abel
The Twenty-Three Best Non-Dialogue Lines From The Original Script for "Blade"
What "When Harry Met Sally" Owes To "The Odd Couple"
Predicting Yellowstone Plot Points Based on Years of Grandma TV