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How To Tell If You Are Stephen Maturin In a Patrick O'Brian Novel

How To Tell If You Are Captain Jack Aubrey In a Patrick O'Brian Novel

The Nine Lyric Poets: Dirtbag Alcaeus

Yet Even More Infant Christs Receiving Piggy-Back Rides in Western Art History

A History of the Infant Christ Being Given Piggy-Back Rides in Western Art

The Two Monks Illuminate Some Manuscripts

"Some merry at dinner and dead at supper"

The State of Book Marketing in 1943: "You Can't Do Business With Hitler" and "The Pocket Book of Boners"

"Why I stole my mother's lover" – a partial inspiration for "Women's Hotel"

Things Michiganders Have Said To Me About My Dogs

"I Accuse You Of Wanting To Be Pope": Conclave Makes Sure You Know You're At The Movies

What Will Please The Baby?

All I Want Is To Be Humbled By My Success This Year

Women's Hotel Book Tour

I'll Tell You This For Free: Never Soak A Pan For Any Longer Than Twenty Minutes

Force-Ranking Choir Directors By Hotness in Alcman's Partheneion

Reasons for Extreme Neanderthal 50,000-Year Isolation

Everyone Knows You've Been To The Crusades If You Bring Back An Orange With You

Everything Dr Stephen Maturin Dissects In Patrick O'Brian's "Master and Commander" and "Post Captain"

The Courtship of Penelope

Northanger Abbey, Part III

You've Got To Brush Even Baby Teeth Every Day, You Know

Hercules At The Crossroads

Northanger Abbey, Part II

"Murder Most Noticeable"

Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey

How To Win The Battle Against Objects: Fighting With Your Refrigerator

Be Nice To Your Sister If You Want To Get A Husband: Siblings On Jane Austen's Marriage Market

Emma, Part VI

I Am Losing The War Against The Dogs Who Want To Lick The Baby

Emma, Part V

Blurb Hype and the Good-Enough Novel

Emma, Part IV

Emma, Part III

Emma, Part II

Emma

The Best Read of the Summer is Edna Ferber's 1933 Story Collection, "They Brought Their Women"

Romulus and Remus Debrief After Date Night

My First Letter to the Editor

Two Romans Sculpt The Dying Gaul

The Coward Soul of Bon-Bon The Dog Triumphs

What Am I Feeling Today?

Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part V

Every Time This Biographer of the Brontë Family Calls Them Unemployable

Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part IV

Dogs Only Want One Thing And That's To Lick The Baby

Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part III

Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part II

Jane Austen's Persuasion

Every Instance Of "I Wish I Were A MAN. That Would Solve All My Problems" In The Works of The Brontës

The Stages of Drinking From A Bottle, According To Our Month-Old Son

Tonight, On Murder Most Noticeable!

Mansfield Park, Part IV

Mansfield Park, Part III

Women's Hotel Is Available For Pre-Order Now

Mansfield Park, Part II

Just Had A Baby, Back Next Week

Mansfield Park

How To Tell If You're In A Late Eighteenth-Century Novel

I Will Help You Forget Piano

Shogun, Episode Two

Why Won't My Dogs Walk Down The Stairs Today?

Sense and Sensibility, Part III

Middlemarch: The Video Game

Sense and Sensibility, Part II

Sense and Sensibility

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

The Case For Rice Pudding

Shogun, Episode One

Sibling Vs. Only Child Cinema: You Never Meet Anyone New in Beauty and the Beast

Have A Little Cow. No Harm In It

"I've Been Dropping Hints That I'm Not Rude, Bored, Or Untrustworthy"

Other Team Sports Should Get Their Own Harlem Globetrotters, Too

"You Couldn't Waterboard This Out Of Me": Fantasies of Being Forced To Talk Online

'How Do I Answer Questions About The Academic Job Market Without Bringing Everybody Down?'

Things We Know To Be True About Mrs. Columbo

The Most Beautifully Defensive Lines From Lord Alfred Douglas' Forward For An Oscar Wilde Biography

I Know Where All The Chocolate In The House Is and You'd Think That Would Relax Me

Let's Suffer Better Together: Graciousness Over Etiquette, and Talking To Someone In The Same Room As You

Variations of Meat-Loyalty, As Exhibited By Two Small Dogs

Where Ought The Human Part of Pan End and the Goat Part of Pan Begin?

Lines From "Swann's Way" That Could Easily Double As Lifestyle Inspiration

The Best Neologisms By Decade

How To Hedge Your Bets As The King's New Interpreter of Portents

Poetic Genres as they relate to fields

A Big Week for Tunnels

A Quick Fix To Improve Your Historical Drama, Fast: The Thing About The Past Is People Still Liked Being Clean

A Good Reason To Join The Puritans in 1600

Reverse Saltburn and The "Boy Kate Middleton" Genre