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"Little Women" Arguments, Ranked In Order of Plausibility
Scenes From "Tearoom Glory," Barbara Pym's Unfinished Novel About Cottaging
"We're Not Ugly People, Harge"
A Character Study of Grace Lavery
Grace Lavery: "Someone Is Staring At You In Personal Growth"
The New L Word Roundtable: "I said I liked it, and then I snarled again"
How To Transition Without Turning Into Your Father
"Harlots" and Period Ensembles' Problem of Euphemism
Jeanette Winterson's 1986 Diet Book Is Here
Vincent Kartheiser and the Thrill of the Weasel
"The 'M' Stands For Motherless"
Joss Whedon, Men, and the Hugest Shirts In The World
Finally Taking My Own Advice About Thanksgiving
Peak Moments in Shatner Chatnering
That One John Donne Poem But To The Tune Of "Three's Company"
People's Sexiest Man Alive: John Legend
The Stages Of Picking At Your Skin
Ah Gee Whiz, It's Just Me, Marcus Aurelius
A Halloween Compendium From The DMO-L Archives
I Got Myself To Watch Succession By Remembering Twilight And So Can You
Things I've Said In The Past 72 Hours
Niles Crane As The Great Theatrical Heroines of History
All Aboard The T4T Train: Next Stop, Vows
Sir Thomas Wyatt's "They Flee From Me"
Every Place I've Tried Ful Medames In The Bay Area
The Stages Of Listening To Classical Music
How To Fight About "Twilight" After Your Sex Change, Part I
St. Niles Of The Collapse: Niles Crane As Female Mystic Saint
I'm A Rich Man Eating In The Eleventh Or Possibly The Sixteenth Century, Ho-Ho!
QUESTION: IS ADAM DRIVER WORTHY TO SEEK THE GRAIL?
I Am Both The Prince And The Pauper When I Get A Haircut
Two Trans Men Discuss Menopause: A Chat With Julian K. Jarboe
I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town
Things that might have prevented my transition
Every Time I Cried Watching Twin Peaks: The Return
Orson Welles Should Have Played Harry Mudd On Star Trek
Continuity And The Transmasculine Interviewer
Two Transmasculine Anthems, Dependent On Mood
Further Evidence That Frasier Crane Is A Centaur
Ages It Is Possible To Be In A Regency Romance
The Shatner Chatner Is Heading Out Of Town
"A nasty man like me coming and spoiling all your fun": Forced-Masc Fantasies in Daphne du Maurier
Possible Breakfast Times, Ranked
"Just One More Thing": Columbo, Nicotine, Quitting Quitting, and the Second Mrs. de Winter
The Tranmasculine Erma Bombeck
Cis Men (As Far As We, Like, *Know*) With Inexplicably Transmasculine Energy
How To Play Chess On Your Phone
The Pleasures of Running-Away Food
Why I Think I Am Attracted To Josh Charles
Ways In Which Lt. Columbo's Perfection Resembles The Perfection Of God
Alternatives To Transition I Might Have Spent My Thirties "Getting Really Into" Instead
Recipes From Sir John Mandeville
An Update in Shower Technology
The Crane Boys Visit Edgar Allan Poe
A Sneak Peek From "Something That May Shock And Discredit You"
Dionne Warwick's Annotated "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Acceptable Responses To "Oh, She's Someone" When We're Watching TV Together
Everyone In The Phantom Tollbooth Looked A Little Bit Like William F. Buckley
Surely Nothing Will Interrupt The Glittering Whirl Of This Debutante Season
Chernobyl, Boris Scherbina, and The Five Love Languages
As It Happens I Owe Mary And Martha An Apology
Niles And Frasier Crane In "The Terror"
Standing At The Back Of A Boat Thinking About Other People Who Have Been On Different Boats
It's Just Pictures From My Vacation
Daily Etiquette From Madam Pendleton's Finishing School For Wayward And Transsexual Boys
"A Sinister Visit From Female Socialization": Chatting With Grace Lavery
Anne Of Transmasculine Gables: Diana Is Invited to Tea with Tragic Results
The Real Problem With Making Two Trips To Carry All Of My Groceries In The House
The Scariest Part Of Scary Movies Is Everyone Agreeing About You Except For You
An Afternoon With Lou: Teenybopper Frenzy As Prefigured Transition
Room Temperatures, In Order Of Moral Laxity
"Tell Me, What Did I Say That For?" Yet More Sorrows Of Young Werther And The Fragments of Albert
The Hardest Thing About Transition Is Admitting I'm A Redheaded Man
Peak Moments In Autoandrophilia, Star Trek Edition: Turnabout Intruder
You Gotta Be So Careful What You Say Nowadays
Just How Transsexual Is "My Fair Lady," Anyways
Because Turnabout Is Fair Play: Sweet Valley High's "Flowers In The Attic"
"Their Handsome Father, Ned Wakefield"
Give A Man A Testosterone Patch, And He'll Turn Into Saint Sebastian
"As A Trans Man, Thanks For Being So Welcoming Of Trans Men; Weird That There's No Trans Women Here"
In Praise of Museum Cafes And Little Restaurants In Botanical Gardens
An Incomplete Ranking Of Sweet Valley High Characters In Order Of Trans Resonance
Thirteen Reasons A Trans Man Might Apply Makeup In The Middle of The Afternoon
Every Time Liz Lemon Is Almost Gay Or Something ("Or Something") On 30 Rock
The Mosquito-Eater: A Monologue
I Believe We Shall Find Papa Among The Roses
Sex And The City Relationships, Ranked In Order Of T4T Energy
Carrie Bradshaw Is Dating The Drapes
Thursday Open Thread, International Edition
Things I Have Yelled At My Television Set, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching The Terror
At First Everyone Enjoyed The Scooters. Then The Scooters Became Mandatory
Other Things The New York Times Has Said About Binding
How I Intend To Comport Myself In Paris
The Binary Conversation Continued
I Am A Simple Frenchman of The Soil...I Wish Only To Tend To My Beans In Peace
Spirited Gay Aunts In Fiction, Ranked
Justifications For My Irrational Fear Of Flying, In Order
Oh, No – I've Overprais'd Sir's Elegant Body And Now It's Growing
I Finished Writing My Book So You Can Go Right To Hell
The Stages Of Receiving Physical Mail, Like In Your Mailbox
Annotating Phoebe Hinsdale Brown's Account Of Writing The Hymn "I love to steal awhile away" In 1818
The Index From Dr. Mary Pipher's "Reviving Ophelia," In Order Of Continued Emotional Resonance
Binary vs. Non-Binary: The Worst WWE Smackdown Idea Ever
Gentlemen, please! Put down your duelling pistols – I swear I am not worth it!
Getting The Band Back Together: One Last Interview With Nicole and Danny
What air conditioning feels like: Alcoholism, That One Sears Commercial, and Dives In Hell
Joan Didion Receives A Phone Call From Anne Carson
A Working Script For Any Extreme Sports Documentary
One Weird Thing* They** Don't*** Tell You**** About Top Surgery
"My Clean Floor" And The Battles You're Only Aware Of Once You've Lost
Sailor Suits In Art, In Order Of Butchness
If You Can't Parallel Park You Have To Transition
Niles Crane And The 1930s-Era Character Actresses Whose Spirit He Confusingly Embodies
Lesbian Velocity: A Chat With Grace Lavery
Hitchcock's "Rope," As Told By Quotes From "Frasier"
"The Boys Are Back In Town" But It's About The Boys In The Band, Thanks
Claims Marion Davies Makes About William Randolph Hearst In Her Memoirs, In Order Of Implausibility
Lines From Orson Welles' Foreward To Marion Davies' Memoirs, In Order Of Misplaced Sonorousness
"Black Narcissus," Or Men In Shorts Will Get You Every Time
"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up": Joan Didion Takes A Call From Anne Carson
The Problem With Taking A Walk
"And whatever Adam called each living creature, that was its name": Mister Wilson Is A Good Dog
Jane de La Vaudère's "Les Demi-Sexes" And Confusing Sexual Math
The Face Of Every Man On The East Coast
You There! Swordsmith! Can We Count On You?
I Need These Midcentury-Faced White Men To Leave Me Alone
Oh, Detective! I Hadn't Noticed You There. Please, Allow Me To Furtively Drop Something –
Annie Dillard Noir: Pilgrim At Tinker Creek
A Virgin Who Can't Drive: The Poetry of Dafydd ap Gwilym
What I've Learned About Female Beauty From Reading "Ivanhoe"
How You Will Die In The Decadent Movement
Cosmopolitan Magazine Headlines For Bewildered Future Trans Men
Coffee Shops, AfterEllen, and Leaving Your Trans Boyfriends Outside: An Important Distinction
What It Feels Like To Have Plants In The House Now
"Perhaps one or two well-mannered children"
The Precise Comfort of Dogweight
The Charles Dickens Moral Alignment Chart
"You know, I used to be quite a looker"
Season 7 L Word Plotlines That Feel So Inevitable It's As If They Were Already Filmed
Chapter Titles From My Upcoming On-The-Nose, Embarrassingly Po-Faced Transmasculine Memoir
The Transsexual Kennedys: The Addams Family
Men Running Out Of Steam In Public: A Walking Tour
How I Intend To Comport Myself When I Have Abs
The Wakefield Twins In The Garden Of Eden
Plato's Timaeus Without Socrates
I Want To Dive Into My Own Little Rat Beard
You are going. To go back in time. and eat the seven wonders of the world
Alexander Dumas on genital inconvenience, the division of mustard by sex, and dick-crazed turkeys
The Problem With Murder Mysteries