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Adventures in Narcissism: Lines From Xenophon's Wikipedia Page I Wish Were About Me
Adventures in Narcissism: Lines From John Banville's Wikipedia Page I Wish Were About Me
Finding The Origin Of "Going Out For Cigarettes"
Making The News A Little More Fun
A Comprehensive Account Of Every Feeling I Have Ever Had At A Medieval Times
The Battle Between Carnival and Lent: Homer Simpson, The Land of Cockaigne, and The Triumph of The Flesh
There Should Be A Pneumatic Tube In Grocery Stores For Returning Something You've Changed Your Mind About Buying
Additional Fatal Fitness Crazes Had The Sex and the City Reunion Show Happened Sooner
Things The Men At The Italian Deli Said To Me This Morning
Welcome To Coffee Shop, Bathroom Occupied!
HBO's "Succession" As Prophesied By The Season-Three 30 Rock Episode "Succession"
What We Know For Sure About The Druids Is Nothing And Shut Up
They Don't (Re)Make 'Em Like That Anymore: Formerly-Popular Hollywood Remakes
"No, you poor people - You don't deserve a good king like me": Salieri, Sondheim, Sheila, Last, At Last, The Last Of
Imagine A Special Little Guy: Similarities Between Dune's Paul Atreides And Freud's Little Hans
The Scripts For Bring It On and Point Break Where "Cheerleader" and "Surfer" Have Been Replaced By "AFAB"
A Day In The Life of a Cognitive-Behavioral Therapist
Kindly Consider: Second Halloween
These Paintings of Cats Will Be The Death Of Us All: On Movie Trailers and Logical Necessities
The Magic Words are Squeamish Ossifrage
Please, humble traveller, do not venture to draw back my hood! I assure you, I am not Richard the Lionheart!
How Do Mario and Luigi Fit Into The Medieval Three-Estate Model?
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: A Late Start
How To Feed Your Blood: The Moonstruck Diet
The Boxcar Children, Part VIII: Watching A Dog
Succession of Dune
I'm So Sorry – I Never Do This! – But Did You Used To Have Class Outside?
Interview With A Former Tour Guide At The Celestial Seasonings Factory
The Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Bear Expanded Universe
Welcome To Classic Restaurant!
Talking To Trans People About The Third Wachowski's Unproduced Screenplay About A Haunted Garbageman (Real)
The Zero Abuse Project's Menlo Church Assessment Is Now Publicly Available
If You Could Just Repeat That One More Time: The Sorry, What Was That? Press Conference
How To Pack For A Two-Day Trip
Play Your Lunches With Orson: The At-Home Game
That One Type Of TV Show I Will Always, Always Watch
A Surprisingly Thoughtful, Refreshingly Nuanced Interview at the Guardian
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Carne Vale
The Stages of Not-Considering Bottom Surgery
Gracious Traveler! What Humble Meal Will You Share With This Trembling Old Widder-Woman By The Side Of The King's Road?
John the Baptist, Melchizedek, and the Tom Bombadil Problem
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Meals at Manderley
Imagine drawing a tiny little whale
If You Want To Be A Mythological Greek Hero, You're Going To Have To Fight A Pig
Roderick Peril-in-the-Field, Knight Without Honor
An informal Translation of Hesiod's Theogony, or Actually Deriving Supreme Executive Power From Some Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
The Menu From The Greatest Restaurant In The World: The Everything Is A Little Bit Burned Café
"They'll All Be So Fancy; Why Don't You Be Plain?" Fashion and Religious Ecstasy in 1939's The Women
Inspector Gadget and the Ship of Theseus
I'm Sorry, I Can't, I Have Female Socialization
Topping From The Bottom: A Universal Script For Every Team Captain Appearing on Only Connect
If Compelled To Abide: On Sobriety, Marriage, And Fictional Dog-Killing
Maladaptive Internal Responses On Seeing Other People's Dogs When I Don't Have My Dogs With Me
[Citation Needed]: Verifying the Claim That Iron John's Robert Bly And Women Who Run With The Wolves' Clarissa Pinkola Estés Had A "Friendly Correspondence"
Forgive Us Our Sins Against The Gay Bank
How To Deflect Compliments
We Must Break The Back Of Summer, Brothers
An Oral History Of Bringing All the Bags Inside In One Trip By Carrying Like Six Bags On Each Arm Instead Of Making A Second Trip Out
On Eight Years Of Waking Up
An Update On The Things Older Italian Men In My Neighborhood Say To Me About My Dogs
Literary Moneyball with George Eliot: What's The Average Smiling Rate In Middlemarch?
The Decreasingly Palatable And Increasingly Baffling Meals of "Moby Dick," In Order
Mae West and Poochie
I Stopped By Your Memory Palace. It Looks Like Shit By The Way
Every Blandly Reassuring Yet Unnerving Line From Patrick Wilson's Filmography
An Oral History Of Olympic Skitching
For Hollywood, A Simple Request: Quit Keep Doing That
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: The Wedding-Breakfast
What Happened Up North?
Billy Joel's "To His Coy Mistress"
John Le Carré's The Fast And The Furious (Because His Name Has The Word Car In It. Do You See?)
A Survey: Did Women Love Alfie in 'Alfie' Just Because He Was Handsome Michael Caine/Jude Law, Or Was I Right To Have A Vague Sense That Magic Was Involved Somehow?
A Prospective Setlist For Jaws: The Musical
GALEHAUT, THE KNIGHT OF THE FORFEIT
"My Changes, Are They Reversible?" Yet More Chatting About HRT, With Lola Pellegrino
John Le Carré Lines I Wish Were About Me
Every Time A Gay Cipher In A John Le Carré Novel Indirectly Accuses A Colleague Of Being A Gay Cipher
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Coffee With Maxim
Jules Gill-Peterson reunites with Daniel Lavery in: The Case Of The Barely-There HRT
On Picking Up A Book With A Keyhole Cover
Everybody's Talkin' At Me: Talking About Talking With Grace Lavery
Dudes Gawk: Talking To Guys About Other Guys Talking About Pushup Form
A Somatic Guide To Hating Your Father Without Throwing Your Back Out
A Survey: Talking to Women About Bob Odenkirk's Line, "My little women!" From Little Women
How I Tie My Shoes
Trying To Remember Succession
Art Criticism In A World Where Museums Let You Lick The Art
I'm Flustered -- I'm Furious -- But I Can't Argue With Applause -- By God, You're Hired Again!!!!
Important Types of Forgetting
Please Excuse My Eldest Daughter, Mathilde
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Lunch With Mrs. Van Hopper
Please Miss, by Grace Lavery
A Day In The Life Of A Psychoanalyst, In My Imagination
Single-Subject Twitter Accounts, Escaping The Topicality Event Horizon, and Niles & Frasier Crane in Gaslight
"Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent" Audio, Chapter Two
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Audiobook
Seven Hungry Brothers Seeking Same
Pride Conduct Committee
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Leave The Gate As You Found It
Are Bitches Still Welcome In The O.C.? The Geography of Adolescence In Teen Drama
Thinking About Climate Change At 2pm Versus Thinking About Climate Change At 11pm
A Press Conference About What Happened To This Morning Where I Was Going To Get So Much Done
Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent: Dining With The deWinters
Ted Lasso and Mare of Easttown Staring Each Other Down The Barrel of The Last Sitcom Marriage
Pivoting, Softly: Welcome To The Chatner
Upcoming Events Listed In Old Issues Of "The Ladder," In Order Of How Badly I Wish I Could Have Attended
Things I've Said To My Dogs That Could Double As Lines From A Tightly-Wound Woman In A Tennessee Williams Play
Not Yet Grizzled – Still A Sea Captain
Finally, A Perfect Tarot Deck
WIRE MOTHER ENERGY DRINK
Why You Should Consider Second Dog
Point/Counterpoint: Celebrate The Good News Of The Crab
New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped
Hi, Thirsty – I'm God
BCC Everyone: Please Take A Moment To Sign This Important Pledge Promising You're Not Mad At Me
FROM THE MAKERS OF "TWO-MOM ENERGY DRINK," IT'S "LET YOUR FATHER DIE ENERGY DRINK," with Cecilia Corrigan
Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" With Biblical Annotations
No Joy In Mudville: Eternal Estrangement and The Abominable Fancy
For Sarah Hagi, A Pivot – And Concern
Westminster Dog Commentary with Rax King and Ben Gullard
Of A Bigness: Interview With The Big Ship That Is Ruining The Ocean For Egypt
Things Old Italian Men Have Said To Me About My New Dog Gogo
Reprimands At My Transmasculine Finishing School, In Order of Severity
Those Hungry, Thirsty Sheep and Camels of God
Redwall Only Not Everyone's Thrilled To Be Praying To The Same Damn Fish Every Year After The Zillionth Feast And Gratitude-Festival
Now There's An App For That: Hey, It's That Guy – What Do I Know That Guy From?
Maybe This Will Just Get It All Out Of My System: Warhammer Warscrolls For Orson Welles and Gore Vidal
Bible Verses That Predict Elliott Gould's Character Development and Prop Work In "The Long Goodbye"
Inspirational Coffee-Mug Quotes About Women Only It's Butches
Gore Vidal and Orson Welles Play Warhammer
Brio Magazine-Related Branding Opportunities I've Missed
I Am Determined Not To Quarrel With You, Dear Auguste
It's Very Simple
Things I Might Say To That Rumpled Little Detective From The LAPD Who Keeps Turning Up On The Doorstep Of My Palatial Home With Incessant Little Questions Just As I'm Leaving For A Board Meeting
Come Watch Me Talk To Trans People and Librarians Over Zoom In March
QUIZ: What Is The Name Of Your Shockingly Well-Funded Boutique Transgender Services Start-Up?
How I Believe Various Characters From HBO's "The Sopranos" Would React If I Tried To Teach Them The Rules Of Warhammer
Were You At Oxford In 2019, And If So, Can You Help Me Source This Wild Claim That Oxford Students Started A Rumor (Sorry, Rumour) That Stendhal Was A Trans Man Or Something?
The "Saint Francis Prayer" For Haters And The Spiritually Allergic
A Pleasant Suggestion About Josh Lyman
He's Done A Runner: How Far It Is Possible To Go On Eastenders
Proust's The Prisoner
Lieutenant Columbo Reads Your Aura: A Joint Post With Calvin Kasulke
Gene Kelly Is Getting His Ballet In Come Hell Or High Water
Housekeeping the Chatner
Some, But By No Means All, Of The Gayest Tableaux In Anchors Aweigh
The Cast of "The Nanny" As "Wolf Hall" Characters